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War Machine Admits Guilt to Brutally Beating Ex-Girlfriend Christy Mack? Bad Poetry Tweets and Passion Crime Defense in Letter to Friend: In Texas You Could Have Shot Them [TWITTER]

Jonathan Koppenhaver is the worst client a defense attorney could have. In a recent letter allegedly written by the MMA Fighter known as War Machine, some very incriminating passages suggest that he is guilty of brutally beating his ex-girlfriend Christy Mack (whom he calls 'my lady'). He practically admits it, even claims that they deserved worse. In the letter, War Machine reportedly wrote that 'you could have shot them' if they were in Texas and gotten off for a "passion crime" as he called it. Plus, he has taken to Twitter to share his bad poetry with fans. Dude, never tweet poems from jail unless you're Robert freaking Frost.
By Drew Jacobs
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