There is a new presidential candidate rising in the polls and his name is Deez, Deez Nuts. That is right. The same old joke you have heard since before middle school is now being used in presidential polls. The candidate, whose I.D. has now been revealed to be, unsurprisingly, a 15-year-old boy, is showing up on polls, with 9 percent of the vote, behind front runners Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.
The official Deez Nuts campaign website for Deez Nuts, offers some details about his campaign platform, including his views on government spending:
“I believe that the US Government should not be allowed to spend more than it makes from tax revenue. The reason we are in a budget crisis is because the two main parties refuse to compromise on this issue. Every federal official in either Congress, President, or the Cabinet, should immediately have their salary cut in half. Once the budget is balanced, those salaries may slowly rise. If the budget returns negative, salaries go back to where they started.”
Recently Rolling Stone caught up with Deez Nuts, who in reality is a 15-year-old high school sophomore, Brady C. Olson. When asked why he entered the race, Olson replied in writing:
“Half trying to break the two-party system, half frustration with the front-runners.. Because I really didn't want to see Clinton, Bush, or Trump in the White House, so I guess I'm just trying to put up a fight.”
The 15-year-old than went on to explain why he feels that he is a better candidate than Donald Trump, saying:
“Because I'm young and I think I have fresher ideas because whatever decisions I make would have longer effects on me.”
What do you think about about Deez Nuts campaign? Would you vote for the kid if was really running? Let us know what candidate is getting your vote in the comments section at the bottom of the page.
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