Although it seems like the most inopportune time to decide to start insulting someone's race in the south, one Time Warner shareholder just could not help themselves in a company meeting this week. According to the latest gossip news updates, an unnamed women promptly stood up during last week's shareholders meeting to ask CEO Jeff Bewkes if they weren't all culpable of violating the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act by doing business with George Clooney, being that he is married to a woman English of Middle-Eastern descent. It is doubtful that Batman's wife, Amal Alamuddin, would even be paying much attention to one more deranged southern bigot, being that she is said to already be pregnant with George's baby. Word has it that that they are mostly keeping it quiet, but have started telling their closest friends and family the exciting news.
It would seem that Hollywood legend George Clooney and his international crime fighting wife Amal Alamuddin are finally ready to take things to the next level in their marriage.
A source claiming to be very close to the family in the June 28 issue of, Life & Style broke the news that at 54-years-old Danny Ocean is finally going to really settle down and start a family of his own:
"Amal is pregnant!...[And] George is gung ho about having a baby.
"He's hoping for a boy, someone he can wrestle with and slow the finer points of baseball and basketball to."
According to the informant, George is almost as worried as he is excited most days -- wandering how their career-oriented dynamic is going to be able to cope with the responsibility of keeping a baby alive:
"George can't wait to start a family, but he's stressed...It won't be easy."
While Clooney has had enough class to keep the details of his private life from the spotlight until the time was right -- regardless of Amal Alamuddin's possibly being pregnant of not -- one of Time Warner's shareholders didn't mind demanding CEO and chairman Jeff Bewkes give a precise accounting of exactly how the star spends his money.
Just last Friday, The Wrap reports, that an unnamed female at the company's annual shareholder's meeting took the opportunity to seemingly put forth the preposterous notion that George Clooney's wife, who has defended international activists like Julian Assange in addition to advising Kofi Annan while he was still Secretary-General of the United Nations, is somehow sponsoring terrorism in the Middle-East:
"I have a compensation question... How much have we paid George Clooney for Gravity and Argo?
"How much money went to Amal Alamuddin, a foreign fiancée and spouse? To her family, to Lebanon, to the mayor of Rome to officiate at the wedding? To Arab contractors to renovate his home in London?
"Are there violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act?
"His marriage to a 37-year-old Lebanese lawyer is problematic at best."
As though that were not ridiculously insulting enough, the irate shareholder then went on, like a dejected 12-year-old, to also attack Amal for not being as pretty as everyone says she is -- or as nice:
"Ms. Alamuddin has been portrayed in the press as a sexy, international civil rights lawyer. She is not.
"She is a criminal lawyer. A defense attorney who puts the worst tyrants back on the streets."
Wow...with that kind of outburst you would have thought that it was Time Warner that lost their shirts on Tomorrowland instead of Disney.
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