At 65-year-old it seems a miracle that 'Piano Man' curmudgeon, Billy Joel would be having a baby -- one his daughter Alexa Ray could have reportedly done without. According to the latest rediculous gossip news updates, Christie Brinkley's daughter is none too pleased that she will one day have to split her legendary father's $180 million net worth with some new brother or sister and probably their mom, 33-year-old Alexis Roderick, as well. Also attached to the silly rumor is the report that Joel's supermodel ex-wife is just as furious that Billy would bring his girlfriend's child into the family without having the decency to at least marry her first.
With the way the Billy Joel often seems to mope around from one concert to the other, it comes as a bit of a shock to some fans that the senior citizen is only now going to be a new father again.
A rep for the legendary singer/songwriter told Hollywood Life that Billy and Alexis definitely had a little boxer bun in the over but had been told not to share any more of the Joel family's good news:
"Billy Joel and his girlfriend, Alexis Roderick, are expecting their first child this summer.
"The couple, together since 2009, opted to keep any further details of her pregnancy under wraps until their new addition makes an official debut."
Of course the baby announcement isn't necessarily 100 percent good news for Alexa Ray Joel, who was all lined up to eventually inherent a sizeable chunk of her father's enormous personal net worth before Alexis decided to start growing a tiny little usurper deep within her belly like some Game of Thrones villianness.
A source purposteriously claiming to be close to the younger Joel and her mother told the infamous tabloid gossip rag, National Enquirer, that they now feel a little jilted by the Ms. Johnny-come-lately and her super-futile womb:
"The news caught them completely off guard.
"Alexa has faithfully been at her dad's side her whole life, through his messy marriages and his personal problems.
"Now she's no longer the only kid in the picture -- and, truth be told, it rubs her the wrong way that Alexis is only a few years older than her!"
According to the unscrupulous gossip monger, legendary supermodel Christie Brinkley is also pretty miffed that new girlfriend Alexis Roderick didn't have to marry Billy just to get a claim on the fortune the way she was all those years ago:
"Billy hasn't even married his girlfriend yet - and she's already pregnant, and there's no doubt she'll want the child to share in a large chunk of Billy's estate!"
For the feeble minded among us that can't tell salacious rumor from fact, publicist for the mother daughter duo, Claire Mercuri, told OffBeat exclusively that this new tabloid rumor is no more based in reality than some nonsense about Bigfoot:
"This story has absolutely no truth and, in fact, is full of false information.
"Alexa Ray is delighted to become a big sister again [she has a brother, Jack, and sister, Sailor, with whom she is very close].
"And Christie, who remains friendly with Billy, is also excited about the upcoming little bundle of joy."
Well...if nothing else the added family drama will give the old man something new to piss and moan about every day while slowly getting on and off his tour bus.
© 2024 Classicalite All rights reserved. Do not reproduce without permission.
