Are you a Ranbir Kapoor? Learning Who You are From How You Break Up From Your EX

Relationships are difficult. They are the reason the Fountain of Youth will never be discovered. Death is the one chance to make a clean getaway and who's going to give that up? Where men are concerned break-ups fall into three archetypes: The Ranbir Kapoor Method, The Salman Khan Method, and The Shahid Kapoor Method.

Emirates247.com ran an article basically defining these roles. Amazed by Ranbir and Deepika Padukone's onscreen chemistry in their new movie Tamasha, the author held other Bollywood relationships up to the microscope and examined them and what arises from that is the story of relationships. Part 1, -

The Ranbir Kapoor Method

The Ranbir Kapoor Method is probably the most difficult one that a male can take after breaking up with his ex. Emirates247 sets the scene, "Actor Ranbir Kapoor walked into the industry hand-in-hand with Deepika Padukone in 2008 and together they dreamt of a happily ever-after." That is, until Ranbir's looks and boyish charm reportedly began to get him many female admirers. While Deepika was getting "RK" tattooed, Ranbir was, according to internet lore, doing a different kind of tattoo work.

Then, fate played its card. This from MSN.com, "Apparently, it was none other than Deepika Padukone (then-girlfriend of Ranbir Kapoor) who first introduced Ranbir to Katrina Kaif at the latter's birthday bash in 2008. It was the same party where Shah Rukh Khan and Salman Khan had their infamous brawl." Yes, Bollywood parties are that epic.

Ranbir began to step out with Katrina and the resulting rancor that occurred between Ranbir and Deepika has been well documented on the internet a thousand times over. Ranbir shied away from discussing it publicly while Deepika unloaded on her ex at every chance she got.

How they made up we will probably find out eventually through Deepika but for now you can go and watch Tamasha and stop pricing hitmen. It is possible to get along with your ex.

Quote Deepika via, The Times of India, "Of course it took us some time to get back to being normal but now I don't want to keep revisiting that again and again. There has been no thought recently and I am really happy. We make such beautiful movies together. I don't see why our failed relationship should affect that."