Jonah Falcon on Howard Stern: Stopped at Airport Because of His Size

Jonah Falcon, "actor" and writer, appeared today on The Howard Stern Show. He discusses things like his legendary size, which caused a disturbance in a San Francisco airport. But, the highlight of the interview came when Chris Rock interrupted it.

The interview opens with Stern asking Falcon about his run in with the TSA. Jonah recounts:

"It was almost a year to the day. Well, what happened was the body scanner went off. All they did was ask me a bunch of questions. They put this powder on my hands and ran them through this light. The wanted to see if I had any residue from explosives. And, they said 'no.' They frisked me but they just went around it. I don't know why. I just said "that's my ****. Security thought it was an explosive or a cyst."

Aside from Falcon's impressive size, they discussed his sexuality. Falcon claims to be bisexual, but that he "mainly just has sex with women." Howard asked which sex he was with last involved with, and Jonah revealed it was with a woman.

Just as Howard was questioning Falcon about the specifics of his member, Stern Show producer, Gary Dell'Abate, entered with a special announcement. "Sorry to interrupt, but we have someone here that has to come inside," Gary informed the host.

Out of know where Chris Rock interrupts his interview to chime in that he has a big one, too. Falcon tells Howard that he's heard women make that claim about Chris in the past.

Not only did he crowbar himself into the show, he also managed to crowbar in plugs for his upcoming project (more on that later).

Before Rock left, he teased Falcon, telling him he's "not really a writer." Jonah laughed it off, but it seemed as if he got defensive at Rock's statement.

After Chris left, things got pretty sad. Falcon, who just moved out of his parents' house, released a song that he performed on. It was about his size and produced by the same guy who did that terrible Tan Mom song.