George Clooney isn't going to let some two-bit tabloid like the Daily Mail ruin his Italian wedding, but he will publicly humiliate them in light of their recent war of words over what the engaged E.R.actor feels was "negligent" and "dangerous" dissemination of "lies." Batman lost his cool when the daily rag retracted their comments about Amal's family having religious reservation, only to insist the source were still credible. All this hoopla hasn't stopped George and Amal form planning the perfect dream wedding, however. Word has it that she and Clooney and his bride have chosen to exchange traditional vows instead creating new agey versions of the old classics.
If the Daily Mail thinks that they can satisfy George Clooney with a couple of half-assed apologies after reporting that Amal's Muslim mother was unhappy with Amal marring Batman because of religious differences.
Clooney got the apology he demanded from the Daily Mail, but blatantly refused to accept the disingenuous remarks which still insisted it's sources were credible being that they were being that he were based on "conversation with senior members of the Lebanese community."
According to a statement procured by The Star, George explained his problem with the culture of deceit and deniability that surrounds publications like the Daily Mail:
"The problem is that none of that is true... at the very least negligent and more appropriately dangerous...So either they were lying originally or they're lying now.
"So I thank the Mail for its apology.
"Not that I would ever accept it, but because in doing so they've exposed themselves as the worst kind of tabloid.
"One that makes up its facts to the detriment of its readers and to all the publications that blindly reprint them."
In related news, George and Amal have been carrying right on with planning their September wedding.
An insider who spoke with Life & Style told the magazine that the couple didn't have any plans to write their own vows for their big day:
"They'll go with the traditional wedding vows.
"Silly traditions aren't for George, but the essence pf the words is so beautiful and poetic.
"It might be the only traditional part of the wedding."
Wait a second...are these guys even getting married?
Does Amal Alamuddin or England for that matter even exist?
What else has the Daily Mail brainwashed up into believing?
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