You can't blame Lake Cuomo Mayor Roberto Pozzi for beefing up security around the town of Laglio in preparation for George Clooney's wedding to supposedly pregnant Amal Alamuddin slated for September of this year. Now that word has it the infamous scientology fundamentalist Tom Cruise is dead-set of crashing the wedding in a desperate attempt to regain mainstream relevancy. According to the latest tabloid gossip rumors the Risky Business star working all the back channels to try to weasel out an invite to no avail. Perhaps George would let him come, but his mere presence could cause enlightened the London lawyer to split before she takes her wedding vows. Worst-case scenario reported best-man Brad Pitt may be forced to bounce Jerry McGuire clear back into the loving arms of Space General Xenu.
According to Hollywood whispers Tom Cruise is sure that invitation to George Clooney's Italian wedding celebration will be his golden ticket back into the Tinsel Town social sphere.
The way OK! Magazine makes it sound in their July 21, print edition Tom isn't above trying to leverage a back-door invite through any means necessary:
"After years of bad press over scientology connections and his nasty split from Katie Holems, Tom cruise, 52, has become an outlier in Hollywood social circles and is determined to wedge his way back in.
"His newest plan? Scoring an invite to George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin's wedding.
"His rep denies it, but the source adds that Tom is even nudging his Edge of Tomorrow costar Emily Blunt, who stayed with husband John Krasinski at George's Lake Como estate in 2010, to put in a good word for him."
"Tom is dying to be friends with George and his crew.
"[Emily] tried to claim the wedding is going to be a tiny affair.
"[But] Tom thinks this wedding is his ticket to get back in with the A-list."
Unles "A-list" is shorthand for some new OS level, you can pretty much assume that isn't going to happen.
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