Instagram feet model Taylor Swift is said to be getting the full-court press from Pirates of the Caribbean elf Orlando Bloom. According to reports the Lord of the Rings dandy is looking to date the "22" singer, despite his close relationship to her bestie Selena Gomez, who is rumored to be looking to use Miranda Kerr's ex-husband to get over her ex-boyfriend, Justin Bieber. Everyone would love for the 'Red' album tourer to take beau Ed Sheeran as a lover, but Eddy is too afraid of the post-dating back lash. The "Don't" crooner would literally rather answer questions about losing his virginity to strangers, than volunteer to be the subject of one of Swift breakup songs.
Taylor Swift always seems to attract to some of the worst men despite her squeaky clean "knitting with kittens" image.
Words has it that none other than retired elf Orlando Bloom is blowing up her inbox with a bunch of non-sense about how they should really be getting together sooner than later.
According to the standard of journalistic integrity the National Enquirer, Taylor doesn't mind stringing Bloom along for the attention, but feels there is no way for her to pursue it given Selena Gomez infatuation with the rake:
"Orlando has been bombarding Taylor with text messages and phone calls, begging her for a date.
"But she's been playing hard to get.
"She's flattered because she thinks Orlando is so sexy and, in normal circumstances, she would leap at the chance.
"Taylor knows that Selena is nuts about Orlando and wants to have a real relationship with him."
It seems that Swift best boy-friend Ed Sheeran would make the ideal mate for Swift, but Sheeran has made it plain in the past that he wouldn't risk it.
Sadly, Ed would rather answer embarrassing quandaries about his formative sexual experience--like when Elle Magazine asked if losing his virginity was better than playing Madison Square Garden--than open himself up to the kind of inspection that goes along with sleeping with Taylor:
"Probably selling out Madison Square Garden three times.
"It's a benchmark in my life, but it wasn't the best thing I've ever done."
Well...that's no way to speak about the girl Ed. Be a gentleman.
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