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UFC Cat Fight As Miesha Tate Challenges Zingano, Lady Vagina Shots Do Hurt

In a move that threatens to make everyone involved look lame, Miesha Tate did some old-fashioned 'rasslin'-style smack talk as she challenged fellow UFC women's competitor Cat Zingano. If an all-out cat fight doesn't ensue, they might actually get to settle their differences in the Octagon. Meanwhile, Tate settled once and for all the ultimate question: Shots to the vagina do hurt ladies.

It's kind of a dumb question, but somehow people seem to think that the absence of testicles also means a lack of meaningful nerve endings in the female groin. Thank the patriarchy and the Republicans for a sorely inferior grasp on human sexuality and basic anatomy. Or maybe it's just a lack of common sense (via TMZ):

"Tate -- who was out promoting the new EA Sports UFC video game -- admits the pain of getting cracked in the hoo ha doesn't compare with a shot to male genitals, but it hurts nonetheless.

"But it's not always the person on the receiving end of the she-crotch shot who winds up in pain -- Miesha says there's one fighter who has an 'iron vagina' [Cindy Danois] ... and it almost broke Tate's foot during a snap kick to the groin."

And now for the main event! Tate is denying Zingano's claim that Tate's boyfriend Bryan Caraway elbowed her in the head (via Fox Sports):

"'I don't believe it happened at all,' Tate said Monday at the EA Sports UFC Times Square takeover event to promote the new game's release Tuesday. 'But if it did, it was someone else. At the very, very worst, maybe he bumped her as he walked by. But it was not intentional. He didn't just go "Bam!" I mean, c'mon. What we have to gain by that, except being called a woman beater?'"

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