Classicalite's Five Best: Pole Dancing Musicians on YouTube

Ahh, yes, the time-honored tradition of pole dancing.

While playing an instrument.

Or at least aspiring to such.

Here, then, are Classicalite's Five Best (or Classicalite's Five Worst, depending on how you like it) we found languishing on YouTube.

Voice

Marcy Richardson gives us a lot to Handel, indeed.

Flute

? More like a boler-no from one Dana Hesse.

Clarinet

A leitmotif in briefs? OK, maybe. Nice embouchure, bro.

Piano

Great, now switch places. Let's see what the blonde can do...

Strings

Slightly cheating on this one, but since Ms. Sweeney attributes Pachelbel's Canon in D to Bach (Johann, C.P.E.?) here, well, so be it.