Supermodel Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have managed to keep their divorce from turning into an embarrassingly bitter power-struggle, apparently until now. Though things have seemed friendly and amicable enough on the surface, some friends are starting to claim that it has been completely different behind the scenes since the split. Kerr is rumored to have drawn first blood by making unreasonable baby custody demands of Orlando. Word has it that Bloom decided to battle back by dating fresh out of rehab Selena Gomez, probably with ex Justin Bieber's stank still of her--though in fairness that smell could be crack or something.
Miranda Kerr and her former Pirates of the Caribbean husband Orlando Bloom have seemingly kept their divorce from turning ugly in the tabloids, until last week when all hell broke loose.
They have had nothing but nice things to say about one another since announcing their split, but according to some of their friends that has been a bunch of lip-service for the cameras' and kids' sake.
An insider told Star Magazine that the 31-year-old supermodel's first blow came in the form of some considerably unfair visitation limitations; not only does Kerr want primary custody--she wants it with caveats:
"If it's his turn to have Flyn, Miranda is insisting that she can overrule visitation if it doesn't fir her schedule."
Bloom has reportedly chosen to retaliate by bedding Hollywood's hottest hot-mess Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber's old girlfriend who is 17-years her junior.
The starlet and the actor old enough to be her father were said to have been seen hanging all over each other at Chelsea Handler's show, before separating under the flash of paparazzi' light.
An eyewitness told Star that Orlando was clearly doing his best to seduce Selena at every opportunity:
"Orlando was very attentive of Selena...He was whispering in her ear all night."
If Orlando is going to really hurt someone with as much sex appeal as Miranda Kerr, than Bloom should get a better girlfriend as well as a better lawyer.
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