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Kurt Cobain Hole Courtney Love Wants Boyfriend Aaron Sorkin Help Making Hollywood Movies

Watch out Hollywood, especially Aaron Sorkin. Word has it that Hole lead singer and life loser Courtney Love has her eyes set on the Newsroom creator. Kurt Cobain’s widow reportedly wants to make Sorkin her new boyfriend, to trick people in show business into thinking she is respectable enough to be in a new tinsel town blockbuster.

Courtney Love’s name is a by-word for drugged-out, wastaway reject has-been, but she would like to change all that, if she could.

Love's most noteworthy accomplishment was finagling a man to marry her, that would rather shoot himself in the head with a shotgun than live one more day with her.

A success that she has used to crowbar her way into both the music and movie industries, despite being marginally talented, at best.

A success that she would very much like to repeat again, according to an inside source, that one can only imagine to be very reputable, in In Touch:

“She got his email address from a friend a few months ago and has been flirting with him ever since...She wants to date him. She’s desperate for a famous boyfriend to get her back into Hollywood--she thinks it will help people take her seriously.”

Though Sorkin has little to worry about says the source, Courtney usually doesn’t get too caught up in her own fantasies:

“When Courtney likes someone, she becomes obsessed and does not let it go.”

Well, it looks like Aaron Sorkin has one of two choices. He can either move out of town, or put the trainwreck into his next HBO show.


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