Well folks, it finally happened. We have proof that Bigfoot exists...or existed, that is. He is dead now, but he was definitely real before he was killed, according to Rick Dyer. Dyer, an infamous Bigfoot hoaxer, is claiming he shot and killed the elusive cryptoid last year. Dyer, however, just managed to get around to posting photos of the beast. The only shot made public is a close up of the alleged beast's face. We are guessing he doesn’t own a digital camera. Meanwhile, another group of scientists have come forward to claim that have proof that Bigfoot is (or was) real. What is next, Hell freezing over?...Oh wait.
Yes Virginia, there is a Bigfoot, and now he is dead. Bigfoot, the legendary man-beast monster, who is best known for his appearance in thousand of grainy photos, is finally ready for his close up.
Rick Dyer, well known Bigfoot hunter and proven hoaxer, has finally came forward with “proof” that he shot and killed Bigfoot last year. Dyer has allegedly just gotten the Bigfoot body from Washington, after a year or testing, and was finally able to get a picture of the beast.
Because for some unknown reason, the man who spent his life trying to prove that Bigfoot exist, didn’t think to take thousands of pictures of his dead body the minute he found it.
Well, we are guessing there is absolutely no penalty for wiping a newly discovered species of the planet.
However, Rick Dyer is not the only person who thinks that Bigfoot is real.
Last year, a new study was released by Dr. Melba S. Ketchum, titled ''Novel North American Hominins, Next Generation Sequencing of Three Whole Genomes and Associated Studies.'' In a press release, the group, after boring us with a whole bunch of sciency words, went on to claim:
"In summary, our data indicates that the Sasquatch has human mitochondrial DNA but possesses nuclear DNA that is a structural mosaic consisting of human and novel non-human DNA.''
Hey mitochondrial, that is some Star Wars stuff right? Please let us find out Jedi’s are real, next.
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