Not everyone is enamored with Princess Kate Middleton, who is rumored to be pregnant with her second child. One user, who goes by the name Duchess Lazy, recently commented about her disdain for Prince William and Kate.
Below is the full transcript of Duchess Lazy’s comments, in regards to an article we wrote about Princess Kate’s charity work:
"I have news for the 'writer' [OMG, that's me] of this article but Waity hasn't done 'scouts' for a LONG time and in general rarely does much of anything [BURN...solid burn!]. That's history. She's also known as 'lazy' in the UK, that goes for William too. No one there is really impressed with them. They do the minimum of public service. They are nothing more than lazy parasites [I bet they're Acanthamoeba, that's like the laziest parasite I have ever seen].
"Prince William is the Royal Patron of 'Age UK'...the organization that has published the figures of the elderly dying of cold in the winter in the UK. They can't afford to heat their homes [What if they just burned all of those frozen dead people?]. Nearly 200 will die today, and tomorrow, and the next day until over 30,000 will have died, by the end of winter, in a rich, supposedly sophisticated country [No one thinks that]. William could easily help, if he requested something would be done. No doubt about that. But no, he's not drumming up support to save the elderly [OMG he drums, too? He is, like, so dreamy]."
"William and his family had a safe, warm Christmas while many elderly died, and more elderly are still dying, because neither William nor his mega-rich are doing anything to stop it."
Duchess Lazy was not immediately available for comment (and we also don’t have a means of contacting her/him). To reach the so-called “writer” of this piece, you can contact him at j.lambert@classicalite.com.
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