We here at Classicalite aren't above tasteful, scatological humor. Thus, after we were able to catch our breath, we discovered a new orchestral composition based around none other than a man's own fart. Believe you me, it is worth the watch (and listen).
The major questions have already been asked: Where does this fart originate? How does it fare in regards to Bach theory? Will it eventually find a place in most major orchestras?
The answer to the last question: We hope so.
According to the video, the fart is a major seventh arpeggio in the key of B flat, with a trill at the end. Trust me, we aren't trying to gas you with this one.
Also, he claims that while it's the "greatest fart [he] ever did," it fits symphonically into a composition. So with the fart on record, he must have figured that a composition could come from it, pulling one right from his arse.
Once you listen to the product there is certainly grounds for a musical sensibility to be applied here. If the fart follows a tonal scale then it can, with the aid of modern technology, become a player on the orchestral landscape.
So without further ado, his "rectum opus," here is Man Who Composes Music with Farts below.
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