Vanderpump Rules' admitted villain and cheater extraordinaire Jaz Taylor already seems to be making good on his recent promise to shine some light on a few of the series other ne'er do wells. According to Jax and Scheana Marie's latest Season 3 cast gossip news updates, Katie Maloney openly cheated on Tom Schwartz via "motorboating the crotch region of a gentleman" on the dance floor. Maloney claims the incident is a complete fabrication, but whether Tom seems to buy that or not, it couldn't possibly bring him any closer to marrying her. In a related report, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills queen bee Lisa Vanderpump threw aspiring stylist Stassi Schoeder a bone by asking her if she wanted an opportunity to style her former boss for a magazine cover. The Sur owner has since heard Stassi talk about the gig as though it were the sequel to 12 Years a Slave and sounds determined never to try and help her out ever again.
Sure, Jax Taylor after comes off as the bad guy on Vanderpump Rules, but this go around the former male model is determined to expose a few other "villains" as well.
During an in depth interview with Entertainment Weekly Taylor claimed that in Season 3 he would be pulling back the curtain on a couple of bad eggs that were at least just as rotten as he is:
"I don't mind being called the villain, because everything I do on the show is me, but there are other villains on the show who I start to call out.
"It's going to get really dirty."
Well, Jax would know all about dirty, like that time he and Scheana Maria decided to suddenly remember some lewd public sex acts that Katie Maloney had performed behind her boyfriend, Tom Schwartz' back.
According to the Reality Tea, Jax and Scheana start openly reminiscing about the time they saw Maloney drunkenly "motorboating" some strangers crotch within earshot of Kristen Doute, who confronts Katie even though she herself is known the world over for sleeping with her ex's best friend.
Speaking of dysfunctional relationships, Lisa Vanderpump seems pretty miffed at Stassi Schroeder's comments that she worked 12-hours for Lisa without so much as a thank you.
After the Beverly Hills Housewife heard Stassi talking smack about the opportunity to style Vanderpump for a major magazine cover, she claimed on her Bravo blog that scores of others girls would have seen it for the professional favor that it truly was:
"When I see Stassi's comments I think, 'Bloody hell, what an ungrateful little brat!'
"A lot of people would have jumped at the chance to style any sort of cover, but she just never sees anything like that.
"She always feels like she's doing someone else a favor."
Lisa also does her best to weigh in on the aforementioned drama with Katie and Tom, but has to hilariously admit that she honestly lacks the vocabulary to even carry on such a discussion:
"They all use this terminology: 'motorboating'...I've never heard of it.
"When I went 'motor-boating' on the weekend it was with my family."
Take one look at Lisa Vanderpump and you can tell that saucey ole minx knows better than most exactly what motorboating is. After all, she's 54...not dead.
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