Everyone knows that it is virtually impossible to get Tamra Barney Judge to do anything that she doesn't want to do. So, according to the latest gossip news updates, the producers of Bravo's hit reality drama, The Real Housewives of Orange County, have figured out a way for the TV show bully to fire herself. Word has that the showrunners have added All-Star LA Laker Kobe Bryant's wife, Vanessa, to the 2014 Season 10 cast in order to get Judge to quit. A prostitute claiming to be the very same woman named by Vicki Gunvalson's on-again, off-again boyfriend, Brooks Ayers in Las Vegas confessions to cheating, says that Brooks was too cheap to hire her for her services. Katrina, the harlot in question, says that she had to hook a penny pinching Brooks up with one of her ugly/desperate hooker friends, instead.
Reports are starting to surface that Bravo has actually hired Vanessa Bryant to the Real Housewives of Orange County cast in order to run off the much despised Tamra Barney Judge.
A inside source told the good people over at Celeb Dirty Laundry that the producers of the hit series had Machiavellian intentions behind their reaching out to Mrs. Bryant:
"No one needs to fire Tamra. After filming a few scenes with Vanessa, she'll leave on her own.
"Vanessa is a firecracker, Tamra is no match for her and she knows it.
"Tamra would rather quit the show than let Vanessa make a fool of her. She is already insecure about shooting with Vanessa because she is so much younger and richer than her.
"In Tamra's eyes she was always the hottest housewife on RHOC, and now that is all about to change."
Speaking of not having as much money as the next guy--according to a source speaking with Radar Online, Vicki Gunvalson's boyfriend, Brooks Ayers, is apparently known as the cheapest Hollywood John in Tinsel Town.
In a tape that recently surfaced from a business outing in Las Vegas, Ayer's admits to sleeping with a prostitute named "Katrina", but a hooker claiming to be the very same call girl told the publication that Ayers' didn't have the money to lay so much as a finger on her:
"I never even had relations with him. He couldn't afford it!
"I knew who he was and everything because I saw him a couple times on Real Housewives.
"He specifically said he couldn't afford any of the $1,000 girls because he was on a budget. He said he has to pay child support for a young daughter, and he wanted to pay a couple hundred dollars.
"Once when he was trying to party in Hollywood, and once when he was trying to party in Vegas.
"I hooked him up with some of my ugly friends that were low on cash, and that's it."
There's nothing quite as classy as a woman who makes her living on her back...talking condescendingly about another person's income.
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