Despite only having officially broken up with her former fiancé Nick Loeb a short time ago, Modern Family's topless Instagram feet model Sofia Vergara has made no attempt to hide her burgeoning relationship with her new Magic Mike stripper boyfriend Joe Maganiello. According to the latest tabloid gossip news updates, Sofia even introduced Joe to the whole Colombian clan during a family reunion at a restaurant in Miami last week. Word has it that the True Blood werewolf was completely out of his element with the entirely Spanish-speaking family but did his best not to look scared.
Nick Loeb's feelings be damned, Sofia Vergara is moving on with her new relationship with boyfriend Joe Manganiello at break neck speed, even if he can't speak any Spanish.
An alleged eyewitness to the formal introduction of Manganiello to Sofia's Colombian family told In Touch Weekly that Joe looked completely out of his element trying to interact despite the language barrier:
"Joe seemed completely overwhelmed...Sofia's whole family speaks Spanish.
"Joe looked completely lost. He couldn't understand anything they were saying."
Unfortunately for Joe, the eyewitness went on to explain that it seemed like the night would never end for poor Manganeillo:
"He tried to keep up.
"They got there at 10:15 and stayed until 1:30 a.m., so it was a long night of Joe not understanding Sofia's family.
"But he was a total gentleman."
Word has it that Sofia's isn't really with Joe for his superior skills as a linguist anyways.
According to a supposed insider who spoke with OK! Magazine last week for their August 4 print edition, Vergara is completely gobsmacked with Joe's mastery of one set of skills, however:
"Sofia tells everyone that he is the best lover she's ever had.
"She says that he rocks her world--and he has a body to die for!
"Sofia has very high demands when it comes to sex, so for her to rave like this is huge.
"It's a real dig at Nick, but she says that Joe has taken her places she never knew existed."
Apparently, little Nicky didn't know the way to get there.
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